Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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