when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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