Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Randomize