Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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