they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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