So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
