WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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