Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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