You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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