i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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