They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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