what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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