No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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