I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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