you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
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