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(713): View more from Texas

i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better

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(315): View more from New York

were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.

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(315): View more from New York

You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.

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(559): View more from California

I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"

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(443): View more from Maryland

we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.

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(417): View more from Missouri

how was ur day?

(405): View more from Oklahoma

this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me

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(713): View more from Texas

I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.

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