sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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