Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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