He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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