how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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