yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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