and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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