i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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