I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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