...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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