Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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