new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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