Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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