using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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