hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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