another moral hangover. fuck.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
