So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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