I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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