He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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