Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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