the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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