Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
