i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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