at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
nut hugger
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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