thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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