You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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