If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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