Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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