called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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