honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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