Grow some girl-balls and come out already
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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