TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Randomize
