She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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