STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
