i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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