Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
and she was petting her beer can
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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